Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
I checked my potential winnings from the National Lottery on their site this late August Sunday morning. It was, as usual a lost cause.
However I was also 'hit' squarely with a series of excuses which in my language add up to a badly executed website change over and a big image blunder from the National Lottery.
Read on and you will see a series of things you cannot do until, as they quote 'the new site will be up soon'