“Findus more horse meat jokes” you said, so we did…
- Written By Paul Jones via the Radio Times
The horse meat “scandal” has entered its second furlong and is really getting into its stride with the news that Findus “beef” lasagnes have been found to contain 99% equine protein.Cue more horse meat Twitter jokes , now with added Findus, Shergar and lasagne.
They’re under starter’s orders... and they’re off!
Graeme Garden @GraemeGarden1
What’s the fuss? For years we’ve been told that Ready Meals contain too much Salt and Shergar. #findus
Alan Machnik @Alan_Machnik
Coca-Cola are pleased to announce that no horse DNA has ever been found in any of its products. Especially Shergar-Free Diet Coke.
You can guarantee that if Heston’s lasagne had horsemeat in it, the middle-classes would be w***ing themselves blind over it.
Lauren Laverne @laurenlaverne
@AlanCarr Findus some horse meat? (Tesco have run out)...#Needswork
Danny Baker @prodnose
BBC: When asked how many years Findus have been adding horse meat to their products their MD struck the ground 6 times with his front hoof.
Put my Findus Lasagne into microwave. I took it out after 3 minutes & it still wasn’t finished. I said, “I’ve backed you before haven’t I?”
Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison
BREAKING: #Findus fish fingers test positive for 60% seahorse.
Dunno why people are complaining about this horsemeat story. A horse is basically just a really fit cow.
— Robert Sage (@robertsage) February 8, 2013
Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis
I don’t get why everyone is so upset about the horse meat thing. I mean seriously, why the long faces?
Richard III walks into a gay wedding eating a horsemeat lasagne. Twitter explodes.
Seven Seas Worldwide @7SeasWorldwide
Very proud to say this morning that our beef lasagne does not contain horsemeat. Or beef. Or sheets of lasagne. We’re a shipping company.
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