Euro 2016 is well and truly afoot, with the group stage over and the last sixteen teams competing this weekend for a place in the competition’s quarterfinals. Depending on where you’re from, the experience of watching the four teams of the British Isles has ranged from frustrating to exhilarating, but how many of these hilarious moments did you catch in the news?
1. Cristiano Ronaldo’s terrified .. Ah, poor Cristiano has had a tough time at Euro 2016. Unfortunately, years of arrogance on his part have made us completely unsympathetic. His reaction to his own failure to score from a penalty was hilarious on its own:
Tootle.co.uk unveils its first ever TV advert ahead of its launch on July 4. The toy car themed advertising campaign uses stop motion animation to showcase tootle’s car selling platform and will be aired on TV channels nationwide.
The tootle platform, which launched this year to disrupt the £45 billion UK used car market, matches private sellers to dealers wanting to source specific cars directly from the public. By streamlining the sales process and removing middlemen, tootle.co.uk aims to drive better prices and a smoother experience for both sellers and dealers in the used car market. [more…]
Long-awaited Music App available for iOS and Android
Customers can play their music both offline and online
Automatically syncs with users’ music libraries
Sainsbury’s Entertainment on Demand has today unveiled a new Music App for iOS and Android, following the relaunch of its music site in January 2016.
With access to over 30 million tracks and 3 million albums, with the Sainsbury’s Entertainment Music App customers can build and curate their own unique playlists both online and offline, downloading tracks from the Sainsbury’s Entertainment on Demand Music site.
"What should I pay you?" the monk asks. "No price, for a holy man such as yourself," the barber replies. And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen gemstones.
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!
'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'[more…]
A young girl on a year’s training course in South Africa, recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone,andit's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
It’s hard to imagine a world without Twitter, and more specifically, a world without people making jokes on Twitter.
The medium has become so ingrained in Internet culture that it has now leaked fully beyond the constraints of Twitter so that people who have never even used Twitter before are seeing tweets on Facebook, Instagram, or Tumblr almost daily.