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Laughter Spot : The mother-in-law, Insert £2, Sober for 114 days, Cleaner at Tesco

by on July 29, 2016 in Laughter spot, Laughter Spot, Nuggets

My Mother-in-law came into work at lunch today and I must admit, I was genuinely pleased to see her. (I’m an undertaker}

My mate called me to say he was so ashamed, the fire brigade have had to free him from a condom machine last night. “Insert £2 and push knob in” didn’t mean what he thought it did..

I’ve been sober for 114 days now, not in a row, they are scattered between 1992 and now, but it still counts.

I rushed into a Tesco’s once about 10 mins before it closed and a cleaner was mopping the floor . She snorted at me and shouted ” We close in 10 mins can’t you read ?” So I replied ” Yes I can that’s why I’m not mopping floors in shop supermarkets.”

 

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