A young man is at a motorcycle dealership purchasing a Harley Davidson. The salesman tells the man about an old tip , “always keep a tub of vaseline with you so that when it rains , you should coat your handlebars in the vaseline to stop them from rusting’. The man purchases the bike , thanks the salesman and leaves.
A few months later the young man meets and falls in love with a young lady. The young man is then invited to dinner at the young lady’s parent’s house. The young man picks up his new girlfriend on his Harley Davidson and rides to her parents house. When they arrive , she tells him of an old tradition they have. The first person to talk after dinner has to do the dishes.
After a lovey dinner , everyone was dead quiet. The young man started to become impatient, so he began to play with his girlfriend’s blouse. Nothing is said. He then starts to fondle his girlfriend’s breasts and nothing is said. So he picks her up and puts her on the table and has wild sex with her and once again nothing is said. He then takes her mother and has even wilder sex with her on the table and still nothing is said.
The young man then heard thunder in the distance and so he walked over to his jacket and pulls out a tub if vaseline and then the father shouts “fine I’ll do the dishes god dammit”!!!