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Laughter Spot : “The one about the beautiful woman at the airport”

by on December 5, 2017 in Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article

Our man is alone in an airport lounge. 
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant. 

So he decides to have a go at chatting her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto: ‘To Fly. To Serve’?
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: ‘Winning the hearts of the world’?
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: ‘Going beyond expectations’?
The woman looks at him sternly and says: ‘What the F*ck do you want?’
‘Aha!’ he says, “Ryanair”

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