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Laughter Spot : “4 great one liners”

by on January 13, 2018 in Latest News, Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article

My mate Paddy told me he robbed a shop last night.
“What did you get?” I asked.
“26 pictures,” he smiled, showing me. “The cheapest one is worth over £180,000.”
I said, “Paddy, these are from an estate agents.”

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A man walked into a bookshop and said:

I’d like to buy a book by Shakespeare’.
‘Yes sir’ replied the sales assistant, ‘which one?’
‘ William, of course’ said the man.

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Selling my pet python on EBay.

Someone asked if it was big, and I told them it was massive.

Then they asked “how many feet?”, and I said “none – it’s a snake!

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 165 in about 2 seconds.”

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started……

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