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Laughter Spot : “One liners that you can use” … via Richard Goard

by on January 18, 2018 in Latest News, Laughter spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, News you can use, Nuggets

What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick

A man walks into a bar …ouch

Thanks to Richard Goard for these great one liners….

What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? One day my prints will come

When do vampires like racing? When it’s neck and neck

Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse

What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours

What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette

What has four legs but can’t walk? A table

What do frogs wear on their feet? Open toad sandles

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrr!

What’s round and bad tempered? A vicious circle

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