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Laughter Spot : The horse says ” I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby”

by on February 4, 2018 in Latest News, Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, Lead story

Laughter Spot : The horse says ” I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby”

Horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter.

The donkey asks him what he did for a living. The horse replies that he ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter.

The donkey tells him that he used to worked with the kids on Blackpool beach. He then asks the horse whether he ever won anything. The horse says “yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”

They go their separate ways and they arrange to meet at the donkey’s house a week later. The donkey thinks he’ll need to impress the horse after everything he has done so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace.

The following week the horse arrives and says “lovely place you have here and who’s that in the picture on the wall?”.

The donkey replies ” that’s me when I played for Juventus!

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