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Coffin Laughter Spot : “One night, a man is making his way home”

by on March 3, 2019 in Latest News, Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, Lead story

Coffin Laughter Spot : “One night, a man is making his way home”

One night, a man is making his way home from the local. He’s had a fair bit to drink, when he hears this thumping noise behind him.

Not wanting to get involved in whatever it is, he puts his head down and keeps walking. Minutes later he hears the noise again, behind him and getting louder.

‘Thump Thump Thump’

He turns round, and to his horror, he sees a coffin on the street moving towards him.
‘Thump Thump’

Thinking he’s had FAR too much to drink he keeps walking.

‘Thump Thump Thump’

Now it’s gaining on him, so he decides to run for it. He gets to his door panicking trying to get the key in the lock as the coffin is coming, eventually he gets the door open closes & bolts it behind him and collapses on the sofa.

A few seconds later, and
CRASH
The coffin has burst it’s way through the front door knocking it off it’s hinges. Terrified he dodges round the coffin runs up the stairs, thinking there’s no way the coffin can follow him there.

Then he hears
‘Thump Thump Thump Thump’

The coffin is slowly hopping up the stairs, relentless in it’s pursuit.
The man runs into the bathroom and locks the door behind him.

Next thing he hears is CRASH

The coffin comes through the door knocking it off it’s hinges and
it slowly moves towards him, the coffin lid now creaking open and shut as it approaches.

In desperation the man grabs the first thing he sees which is a can of Gillette shaving foam and throws it at the coffin, the coffin keeps coming.

Then he grabs a bar of Imperial Leather Soap throws that too, The coffin keeps coming.

Finally, just before it reaches him, he grabs a bottle of Venos cough medicine and throws it at the coffin &

The coffin stopped.

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