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Laughter Spot : “He’s such a nice guy, he came and fixed everything”

Laughter Spot : “He’s such a nice guy, he came and fixed everything”

by on August 5, 2019 in Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article

A newly married couple moved into their new home.

The next day, the woman asked her husband: "Darling, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you please fix it?"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like to you, Bob the Builder?"

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Laughter Spot : The one about a very special birthday

Laughter Spot : The one about a very special birthday

by on August 2, 2019 in Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, News you can use, Nuggets

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied.

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Laughter Spot : Do not mess with the elderly

Laughter Spot : Do not mess with the elderly

by on July 27, 2019 in Latest News, Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, News you can use, Nuggets

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Laughter Spot : Some bad news, some good news and some really great news

Laughter Spot : Some bad news, some good news and some really great news

by on July 22, 2019 in Latest News, Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

“We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife."

"Well, tell me!" the man said.

The policeman said: "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

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Golfing Laughter Spot : The one about Tiger in Ireland

Golfing Laughter Spot : The one about Tiger in Ireland

by on July 14, 2019 in Latest News, Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.

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Sister Laughter Spot : Quite a talented golfer

Sister Laughter Spot : Quite a talented golfer

by on July 10, 2019 in Latest News, Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, News you can use, Nuggets

What troubles you, Sister?” asked the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you spent with your family.”

“It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.”

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Laughter Spot : “He was only trying to get info about garden sheds”

by on July 1, 2019 in Latest News, Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, News you can use, Nuggets

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Laughter Spot : ‘Burger and chips please’

Laughter Spot : ‘Burger and chips please’

by on June 24, 2019 in Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, Lead story

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Laughter Spot : The one about Paddy and a chap from England

by on June 22, 2019 in Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, News you can use, Nuggets

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Laughter Spot : “The one about a Scotch with two drops of water”

Laughter Spot : “The one about a Scotch with two drops of water”

by on June 19, 2019 in Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, News you can use, Nuggets

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."

The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."

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