Q:What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A: A rebel without a Claus. Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
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