Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"
What do you think? Is it offensive or is it just a bit of fun? Is it a blunder by the pub?
Great 'Laughter Spot'
The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
New Bromley-based childcare training provider Fig Childcare Training, specialists in providing quality training for Childminders, Nurseries and Pre-Schools has appointed design agency Greenwich Design to create its brand identity and launch website.
The project involved developing a name for the organisation, creation of the brand identity and website design and build. [more…]
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What's your secret?" asked the doctor. "Every day I smoke ten cigars, drink a bottle of wine and eat pizzas and burgers. I've never done any exercise since the day I left school," replied the old lady.