I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
That runs on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
|Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me."
Pat doesn't like it but, being Murphy's longtime friend, he agrees.
He makes his way to the women and asks "Excuse me, are you ladies from Scotland?" [more…]
Two wives go out for girls' night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to go to the bathroom. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties and the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. [more…]
My kids have always been observant of their surroundings, but they tend to pick out details no one else would notice. I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
"I think there's water in the carburetor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is." [more…]
The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Telling a story is as old as history itself and is how ancient civilizations and cultures passed down information on their very being. Though the [more…]
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