1. You're as thick as manure but only half as useful.
2. A face that would drive rats from a barn.
Licor 43, the premium Spanish Liqueur, is set to celebrate the launch of Bristol's new Walkabout in style.
The brand will host a Golden Party where consumers will have the chance to enjoy a Mini Beer 43 - its signature serve.
A 15 ft replica of underwater rescue vehicle Thunderbird 4 whizzed passed many landmarks of the capital including the Houses of Parliament and Tower Bridge last week to celebrate the return of the the classic children’s show on ITV.
He replies, "It's not for sale."
The woman says, "Please I want that one," again he says it's not for sale.
A man is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. [more…]
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling.
“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.
Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
Small businesses are missing out on much-needed revenue because they aren't keeping up with technological advances, according to experts.