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Laughter Spot : “Naw, sir,” said the old man. “She be my wife.”

Laughter Spot : “Naw, sir,” said the old man. “She be my wife.”

by on March 15, 2019

An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper.
During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard [more…]

Laughter Spot : “Calm down, Sister Mary”

Laughter Spot : “Calm down, Sister Mary”

by on March 14, 2019

Sister Mary burst into the principal's office and cried, "Father, just wait until you hear this!"

"Calm down, Sister Mary. Now tell me what has you so excited?"

"Well, Father, I was on my way to chapel when I heard some of the older boys wagering!"

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Laughter Spot : I’m his wife of forty-three years

Laughter Spot : I’m his wife of forty-three years

by on March 12, 2019

It was the third day my husband, Joe, had been in the intensive care unit following his fifth surgery for the removal of most of his remaining small intestine.

The surgery took many more hours than expected. Joe was older and weaker, and he wasn't responding.

 

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Coffin Laughter Spot : “One night, a man is making his way home”

Coffin Laughter Spot : “One night, a man is making his way home”

by on March 3, 2019

One night, a man is making his way home from the local. He's had a fair bit to drink, when he hears this thumping noise behind him.

Not wanting to get involved in whatever it is, he puts his head down and keeps walking. Minutes later he hears the noise again, behind him and getting louder.

‘Thump Thump Thump’

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Laughter Spot : “When people use their mobile on the train – a solution”

Laughter Spot : “When people use their mobile on the train – a solution”

by on March 2, 2019

Hate it when people use their mobile on the train and talk loudly, don't want to know. Here's how to fix it!!!
Last Friday, after a tiring week in the office, a lady commuter on the evening train settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

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Pregnant Laughter Spot : “I couldn’t help but notice her condition”

Pregnant Laughter Spot : “I couldn’t help but notice her condition”

by on February 28, 2019

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another [more…]

Laughter Spot :  Wetherspoons – because the waitresses wore mini-skirts

Laughter Spot : Wetherspoons – because the waitresses wore mini-skirts

by on February 13, 2019

A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were pretty and wore mini-skirts.

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Laughter Spot : “The digging a hole story and the Westminster crisis”

Laughter Spot : “The digging a hole story and the Westminster crisis”

by on February 1, 2019

Irish Laughter Spot. Could there possibly be any connection between this 'digging a hole' story and the current situation in Westminster?

I will leave it to you to decide. [Or, we are laughing at the lot of them]

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Racing Laughter Spot : “My wife walked in the room crying her eyes out”

Racing Laughter Spot : “My wife walked in the room crying her eyes out”

by on January 29, 2019

I was sat in front of the TV watching the horse racing and my horse came in first at 10/1.

As I was celebrating, my wife walked in the room crying her eyes out.

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Laughter Spot : “Well sheriff, it’s a long story!”

by on January 26, 2019

One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says “Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”

Billy-Bob replies “Well sheriff, it’s a long story!”

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