"You shouldn't be struggling with those two bags of shopping, let me help," he said.
Researchers compiled 180 popular jokes from the worldwide web and asked 6,000 adults to vote for the top 50 funniest. Peter Kay and Tommy Cooper came out top - but we're looking for theMarketingblog readers' favourites.
A spokesman for paid for survey site 2Brewarded.co.uk, which commissioned the study, said: "Britain clearly has a great sense of humour.
"Many of the jokes in the top 50 are from true, British comic legends. "All of the jokes that made the final list are all genuinely funny and good natured which proves crude gags don't really cut it."
Thanks to Gavan C. in Bath for this one.
"Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condom in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I'd never be unfaithful."
Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm married to a 25-year-old woman!"
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. [more…]
— Will Corry (@slievemore) August 14, 2014
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone,
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.