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Laughter Spot : “The one about gulping it down in one swig”

by Will Corry on May 26, 2017

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I suddenly burst into tears.

"Oh, come on, man,"the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

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Laughter Spot : “A rude joke for the over twenties”

by Will Corry on May 24, 2017

Dave comes home from work early one day.

He walks in to the kitchen and sees his wife on her knees, scrubbing the floor. He watches the rhythmic movements of her bum stuck high in the air for a few seconds, before he can't take it any more.

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Laughter Spot : This is a dumb joke. But it makes you laugh

Laughter Spot : This is a dumb joke. But it makes you laugh

by Will Corry on May 24, 2017

At a hotel restaurant a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

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“Laughter Spot” gets lots of tweets – check the latest

“Laughter Spot” gets lots of tweets – check the latest

by Will Corry on May 23, 2017


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Laughter Spot : Funny moments between pilots, flight attendants, and passengers

by Will Corry on May 19, 2017

1. A pilot who was a little too honest.

On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" Flight Attendant crew, the Pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your Flight Attendants.

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Laughter Spot : “I used to like Eric, now I don’t”

by Will Corry on May 19, 2017

I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about a box of frozen crabs”

by Will Corry on May 15, 2017

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

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Laughter Spot : “They might think we are cheap Scotsmen and try to screw us”

by Will Corry on May 13, 2017

Jock & Jimmy were walking along a street in London.

Jock looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair".

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Laughter Spot : ‘Nathan yer dinner’s ready!’

by Will Corry on May 13, 2017

A scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the welfare officer.

"Ten" replies the scouser, "Ten?" says the welfare worker. "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan,Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" replies the scouser.

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Laughter Spot : The first thing I did when we got home was to take off my trousers

by Will Corry on May 11, 2017

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said, “When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when we got home was to take off my trousers.

I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn’t possibly wear them, as they were too large. [more…]