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Laughter Spot : “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”

by Will Corry on January 10, 2017

A Jaguar mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the
engine of an E-Type when he spotted a well-known
cardiac surgeon in the garage. The cardiac surgeon was there
waiting for the service manager to come and take
a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the
garage.

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Laughter Spot : The one about a male whale and a female whale

Laughter Spot : The one about a male whale and a female whale

by Will Corry on December 30, 2016

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. [more…]

Laughter Spot … “Wife texts her husband on a really cold winter morning”

by Will Corry on December 27, 2016

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Laughter Spot : “I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night”

by Will Corry on December 22, 2016

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note.

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Laughter Spot : “A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday”

Laughter Spot : “A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday”

by Will Corry on December 20, 2016

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin ?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. [more…]

Laughter Spot : “You used to hold my hand when we were courting”

by Will Corry on December 20, 2016

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but his wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

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Laughter Spot : ‘She made me a much better offer’

by Will Corry on December 15, 2016

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honor and obey" and "forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about three old mischievous Grandmas”

Laughter Spot : “The one about three old mischievous Grandmas”

by Will Corry on December 13, 2016

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

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Laughter Spot : A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar

Laughter Spot : A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar

by Will Corry on December 13, 2016

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

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BMW Laughter Spot : “Tiger Woods meets the Irish pump attendant”

by Will Corry on December 9, 2016

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.

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