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Laughter Spot : “I think it’s time you quit golfing”

by Will Corry on September 30, 2014

Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing.

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Laughter Spot : “I’ve got some good news and some bad news”

by Will Corry on September 30, 2014

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

"I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.

Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

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Laughter Spot : The one about the vampire bat

by Will Corry on September 30, 2014

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and established himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began nagging at him to say where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him go to sleep but they persisted, until finally he gave in. [more…]

Laughter Spot : The one about the priest and the taxi driver

by Will Corry on September 28, 2014

A priest and a taxi driver arrive at the gates of heaven. The cab driver is let in immediately, whilst the priest is told to wait outside.

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Laughter Spot : A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday

by Will Corry on September 27, 2014

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.

He spends £5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a garage and buys a paper. Before leaving he says "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

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Laughter Spot : “My thoughts go to David Moyes at this difficult time. Apparently he’s been hospitalised with a bad fit of laughter”

by Will Corry on September 25, 2014

Cheers Geoff on Twitter: ""My thoughts go to David Moyes at this difficult time. Apparently he's been hospitalised with a bad fit of laughter" http://t.co/9w1tAS7auu" | Enjoy these 'Best Business Blunders' and 'Great Laughter Spots' | Scoop.it

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Laughter Spot : An affair with an Italian woman

by Will Corry on September 25, 2014

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

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Laughter Spot : ”That was incredible!” she said

by Will Corry on September 24, 2014

A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, ''But we don't know anything about each other.'' He said,''That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'' So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.

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Laughter Spot : ”Under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey”

by Will Corry on September 23, 2014

Two Irishmen, Murphy and O'Brian grew up in the same village together. They were friends all their lives, married a pair of sisters, and lived just down the street from one another. But now, Murphy had cancer, and was lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his friends.

He calls, ''O'Brian, come 'ere O'Brian. I 'ave a request for ye.'' O'Brian walks to his friends bedside and kneels down.

''O'Brian, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm dying 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do.'' 

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Laughter Spot : Irish Sugar Test

by Will Corry on September 22, 2014

One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist, and says "Could you taste this for me, please?"

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