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Laughter Spot : “The one about the rabbit and the ham and cheese toastie”

by Will Corry on March 30, 2017

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'

The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.

The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.

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Laughter Spot : “Daddy, what are those spiders doing?”

by Will Corry on March 29, 2017

A father watched his young daughter as she played in the garden. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she stopped and stared at the ground. The father went over to her to see what had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

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Laughter Spot : She Didn’t Know How To Tell Her Husband She Had Totaled His Car. What She Did Next Is Genius

by Will Corry on March 29, 2017

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”

“No,” said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled 20 Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. [more…]

Laughter Spot : A large, burly man came into the shop, put out his hand and said “350″ please

by Will Corry on March 9, 2017

A young woman started work in the small English village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public, but the chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.

She had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.

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Laughter Spot : What the press said about the pastor who entered his donkey in a race

by Will Corry on February 22, 2017

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
Race again, and it won again.

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Laughter Spot : The petrol pump, of course, didn’t respond

by Will Corry on February 18, 2017

Two aliens landed at Hervey Bay near a petrol station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the petrol pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader!"

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Laughter Spot : “Shining a torch!”

by Will Corry on February 15, 2017

A very drunk bloke meets a prostitute in a dark alley.
"How much for full sex?" He asks.
"That be £20" she says.

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Laughter Spot : Little Johnny came home from school to see the family”s pet rooster dead

by Will Corry on February 13, 2017

Little Johnny came home from school to see the family"s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.

When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. [more…]

Laughter Spot : A short gun story – enjoy

by Will Corry on January 27, 2017

Another great 'Laughter Spot' from theMarketingblog

 

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Laughter Spot : Who wears the trousers?

by Will Corry on January 21, 2017

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, Here, try these on."

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

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