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Laughter Spot : “The one about the engineer who dies and reports to the pearly gates”

by Will Corry on May 27, 2016

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about the face-lift” / NSFW

by Will Corry on May 26, 2016

A woman decides to have a face-lift for her birthday. She spends £5,000 and feels really good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, she says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

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Laughter Spot : “One scientist who wanted to impress everyone”

by Will Corry on May 25, 2016

One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world. On the way there, he tells his driver, that looks a bit like him, "I'm sick of all these conferences, I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees, "You're right, as your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."

"That's a great idea!" says Einstein "Lets switch places then!" [more…]

30 top Twitter comedians tell us the story behind their best joke

30 top Twitter comedians tell us the story behind their best joke

by James on May 23, 2016

It’s hard to imagine a world without Twitter, and more specifically, a world without people making jokes on Twitter.

The medium has become so ingrained in Internet culture that it has now leaked fully beyond the constraints of Twitter so that people who have never even used Twitter before are seeing tweets on Facebook, Instagram, or Tumblr almost daily.

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Laughter Spot : “Plan on starting at 10 am every day”

by Will Corry on May 20, 2016

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

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Laughter Spot : An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette..

by Will Corry on May 19, 2016

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette...

...are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.

On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

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Laughter Spot : So what’s so bad about being 80?

by Will Corry on May 18, 2016

Three Old Men Met On A Sunday Morning. What Happens Is Hilarious

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

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Laughter Spot : “Mary arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and a beautifully set table”

by Will Corry on May 14, 2016

Mary was married to a male chauvinist..........

They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman's work! But one evening Mary arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers.

She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on. [more…]

Laughter Spot : “I won the prize for the best toast of the night”

by Will Corry on May 12, 2016

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

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Laughter Spot : “What would you like me to bring back for you?”

by Will Corry on May 12, 2016

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.

"Thank you, honey", she says. "What would you like me to bring back for you?"

He laughs and says, "An Italian girl!"

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