When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. [more…]
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, Here, try these on."
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
A young man is at a motorcycle dealership purchasing a Harley Davidson. The salesman tells the man about an old tip , "always keep a tub of vaseline with you so that when it rains , you should coat your handlebars in the vaseline to stop them from rusting'. The man purchases the bike , thanks the salesman and leaves.
There seems to be little slowing down supermodel Kate Moss from creating her own empire. After spending decades posing in front of the camera, Moss has begun working behind the camera as well, collaborating with high street fashion chain Topshop and cosmetics brand Rimmel on signature collections, before launching her own talent agency last year. [more…]
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. [more…]