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Booze Laughter Spot : “To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!”

by Will Corry on April 22, 2015

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

Many thanks to Dewald P. in Perth, Western Australia for this series of gems.

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Laughter Spot : 10 of the best Irish insults

by Will Corry on April 22, 2015

The Irish are notorious for sharp tongues. Here are ten of the best insults they can offer you.

1. You're as thick as manure but only half as useful.

2. A face that would drive rats from a barn.

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Laughter Spot : All about Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur

by Will Corry on April 21, 2015

Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.

Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

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Laughter Spot : The one about a Welshman, an Englishman and an Irishman

by Will Corry on April 21, 2015

A Welshman, an Englishman and an Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside.

Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into the barn but did not see where they went, he was about to turn back when he saw three suspicious looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The Englishman inside said... ''Meow'.'

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Laughter Spot : “Marriage secrets from an old woman”

by Will Corry on April 20, 2015

An old woman is sipping a glass of wine ...

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Laughter Spot : “Sliding down her chair and under the table”

by Will Corry on April 18, 2015

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead.

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Laughter Spot : “A blonde goes on a hot date”

by Will Corry on April 16, 2015

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

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Laughter Spot : “The bravest pig I ever saw”

by Will Corry on April 16, 2015

A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.

The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."

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Watch : O&M London is “tempting take-away consumers” with a touch of humour – Pizza Hut

by Will Corry on April 15, 2015

Ogilvy & Mather London today unveils a TV campaign for the new ‘Classic Crust’ for Pizza Hut Delivery, the first major advertising campaign since winning the account in November 2014.

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Laughter Spot : “Things you probably didn’t know”

by Will Corry on April 13, 2015

You can use these "things you probably didn't know" in the pub tonight.

Who were the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV?  .. It was Fred and Wilma Flintstone

> In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.'

Thanks to Dewald P. in Perth Western Australia for this one...

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