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Laughter Spot : Nearly 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium

by on November 7, 2017

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" [more…]

Laughter Spot : “The one about the elderly couple getting married”

by on October 31, 2017

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. [more…]

Laughter Spot : “The one about the penguin driving through Vegas”

by on October 30, 2017

A penguin was driving through Vegas when suddenly his car stopped working so he had it towed to the nearest mechanic.

When he got there the mechanic told him it could take an hour or two to find out what is wrong with his car. The penguin was getting hot so he asked the mechanic where he could cool down. [more…]

Laughter Spot : “Keep your mouth shut”

by on October 27, 2017

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

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Laughter Spot : “The one about the doctor and his wife” .. relax and enjoy

by on October 22, 2017

Laughter Spot : "You were not so good in bed either"

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Laughter Spot : “What matters when you are meeting for lunch”

by on October 22, 2017

A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

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Laughter Spot : The one about a Pub called the “George and the Dragon”

Laughter Spot : The one about a Pub called the “George and the Dragon”

by on October 20, 2017

A homeless guy is travelling down a dark country lane, tired and hungry. He comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."

Although it's late and the Pub is closed, he gently knocks on the door. The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window. "Could I have some food please?" he asks. The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, "No!" [more…]

Laughter Spot : “The best dumb Irish jokes ever”

Laughter Spot : “The best dumb Irish jokes ever”

by on October 14, 2017

Australian site News.com.au decided to titillate their readers with the ten best Irish jokes they could find. Here is their selection.

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Laughter Spot : “100 of the cows would be mine”

by on October 11, 2017

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.

The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't' givin' him any of mine."

The second bull says, "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."

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Laughter Spot : “You must be an engineer,” says the balloonist

by on October 11, 2017

A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

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