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Laughter Spot : “It doesn’t come cheap. It’s £1,000 an inch”

by Will Corry on February 6, 2016

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.

Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...

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Laughter Spot : “Is your dad or mom home?”

by Will Corry on February 3, 2016

When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

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Laughter Spot : “A man and his ever-nagging wife went on holiday in Jerusalem”

by Will Corry on February 2, 2016

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on holiday in Jerusalem .

While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for £150 or we can have her shipped back home for £5,000 .

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Laughter spot : The one about “a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat”

by Will Corry on February 1, 2016

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"

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Laughter Spot : 16 fashion tips for men from the ladies

by Will Corry on January 30, 2016

Here are some fashion do’s and don’ts from the opposite sex.

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Laughter Spot : A politician dies and has to spend one day in hell. This is priceless

by Will Corry on January 28, 2016

Great 'Laughter Spot'

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Laughter Spot : “Dan spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen”

by Will Corry on January 24, 2016

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out that he was going to inherit a fortune from his dying father, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his wealth.

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Laughter Spot : “This parrot says some pretty vulgar stuff”

by Will Corry on January 22, 2016

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot with a sign on the cage that said £50.00. 'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'

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Laughter Spot : What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!

by Will Corry on January 15, 2016

Q. What time does a duck wake up?  A: At the quack of dawn!

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?   A: A bill!

Many thanks to Richard Goard in Surrey for these gems. The graphics are by Shutterstock.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about melons, round and firm”

by Will Corry on January 10, 2016

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. Graphic by Shutterstock [more…]