Q:What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A: A rebel without a Claus. Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
A big festive word of thanks to Richard Goard of Englefield Green, Surrey for these gems.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were confronted by Saint Peter at the pearly gates …
"In honour of this holy season", said St Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven …
James the Englishman fumbled through his pockets, found his lighter and flicked it on. "It’s a candle …"
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
He suspects his wife of cheating but when he gets home early this happens.
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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.
The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double."
As a GP, striving daily at the medical profession, Some curious occurrences often come my way. You'll understand I won't betray a confidential session, But I can't resist describing one that happened yesterday.