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Classic Laughter Spot : “I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?”

by Will Corry on June 22, 2016

A woman wakes up during the middle of the night, as she did not find her husband in the bed next to her. She puts on her dressing gown and wanders around the house looking for him.

Finally, she finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

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Dramatic Laughter Spot : This blonde decides to try horseback riding with no experience

by Will Corry on June 21, 2016

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about farmer Louie and the bibles

by Will Corry on June 21, 2016

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles.

Coincidentally, by chance, while checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.

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Laughter Spot : “I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair”

by Will Corry on June 19, 2016

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!

'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.' [more…]

Laughter Spot : “We will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives”

by Will Corry on June 19, 2016

An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives."

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A Toothpaste Laughter Spot … “With no more customer complaints, the CEO felt the £8 million was well spent”

A Toothpaste Laughter Spot … “With no more customer complaints, the CEO felt the £8 million was well spent”

by Will Corry on June 16, 2016

A toothpaste factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem.

The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP, and third-parties selected. Six months (and $8 million) later they had a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, and high quality. Everyone in the project was pleased.

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Laughter Spot : “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway”

by Will Corry on June 14, 2016

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

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Laughter Spot : Do you know of anyone who would be interested?

by Will Corry on June 12, 2016

My neighbour's son bought tickets to the Ireland v Belgium football match in Bordeaux on June 18th.

More great Laughter Spots - enjoy

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Laughter Spot : “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K”

by Will Corry on June 9, 2016

A husband and wife, a married couple of many years, were talking to each other one evening when the wife asked the husband what his favorite thing about her was. She wanted to know what her best qualities were.

He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

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Laughter Spot : “Winston Churchill loved paraprosdokians”

by Will Corry on June 8, 2016

Winston Churchill loved paraprosdokians, figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected.

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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