The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in New York, a mansion in London, a jet to travel the world, and an Infinite Visa Card to shop for the finest threads in Milan".
— Will Corry (@slievemore) October 26, 2014
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. [more…]
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." [more…]
After looking around he spotted a parrot sitting on a little perch. It didn’t have any feet or legs.
“Gosh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?” Herbert muttered.
“I was born this way,” said the parrot. “I’m a defective parrot.”
“My father isn’t home,” she said, “but I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father charges one hundred pounds for his best bull.”
“That’s not what I want,” the neighbour said.
The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is. [more…]
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."