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Laughter Spot : What the press said about the pastor who entered his donkey in a race

by Will Corry on February 22, 2017

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
Race again, and it won again.

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Laughter Spot : The petrol pump, of course, didn’t respond

by Will Corry on February 18, 2017

Two aliens landed at Hervey Bay near a petrol station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the petrol pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader!"

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Laughter Spot : “Shining a torch!”

by Will Corry on February 15, 2017

A very drunk bloke meets a prostitute in a dark alley.
"How much for full sex?" He asks.
"That be £20" she says.

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Laughter Spot : Little Johnny came home from school to see the family”s pet rooster dead

by Will Corry on February 13, 2017

Little Johnny came home from school to see the family"s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.

When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. [more…]

Laughter Spot : A short gun story – enjoy

by Will Corry on January 27, 2017

Another great 'Laughter Spot' from theMarketingblog

 

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Laughter Spot : Who wears the trousers?

by Will Corry on January 21, 2017

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, Here, try these on."

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

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Laughter Spot : Man meets and falls in love with a young lady …NSFW

Laughter Spot : Man meets and falls in love with a young lady …NSFW

by Will Corry on January 20, 2017

A young man is at a motorcycle dealership purchasing a Harley Davidson. The salesman tells the man about an old tip , "always keep a tub of vaseline with you so that when it rains , you should coat your handlebars in the vaseline to stop them from rusting'. The man purchases the bike , thanks the salesman and leaves.

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Kate Moss to launch ‘Selected by Kate Moss’ with Nikkie

Kate Moss to launch ‘Selected by Kate Moss’ with Nikkie

by Will Corry on January 20, 2017

There seems to be little slowing down supermodel Kate Moss from creating her own empire. After spending decades posing in front of the camera, Moss has begun working behind the camera as well, collaborating with high street fashion chain Topshop and cosmetics brand Rimmel on signature collections, before launching her own talent agency last year. [more…]

Laughter Spot : “Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”

by Will Corry on January 10, 2017

A Jaguar mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the
engine of an E-Type when he spotted a well-known
cardiac surgeon in the garage. The cardiac surgeon was there
waiting for the service manager to come and take
a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the
garage.

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Laughter Spot : The one about a male whale and a female whale

Laughter Spot : The one about a male whale and a female whale

by Will Corry on December 30, 2016

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. [more…]