"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
Many thanks to Dewald P. in Perth, Western Australia for this series of gems.
1. You're as thick as manure but only half as useful.
2. A face that would drive rats from a barn.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into the barn but did not see where they went, he was about to turn back when he saw three suspicious looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The Englishman inside said... ''Meow'.'
They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
Ogilvy & Mather London today unveils a TV campaign for the new ‘Classic Crust’ for Pizza Hut Delivery, the first major advertising campaign since winning the account in November 2014.
Who were the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV? .. It was Fred and Wilma Flintstone
> In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.'
Thanks to Dewald P. in Perth Western Australia for this one...