— 9GAG Tweets (@9GAGTweets) November 22, 2014
Monday morning laugh for all my South African friends! For those who don't know Afrikaans - the word "voetsek" used at the end of this brilliant ad means "get lost, go away" but in a way that can't really be accurately translated. Voetsek is just voetsek! (Pronounced footsek with the emphasis on the foot)
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A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, What would you like, sir?
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, A quickie.
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
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