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Laughter Spot : “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?

by Will Corry on September 23, 2016

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.

Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

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Laughter Spot : “Phil had a terrible bike accident”

by Will Corry on September 22, 2016

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.

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Laughter Spot : “Two women go out drinking”

by Will Corry on September 22, 2016

Two women go out one night without their husbands.

They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head back home. On the way home one of them turns to the other and says:

"Sorry, but I need to go to a toilet. Can we stop for a minute?"

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Laughter Spot : This is astonishing, can I speak to the owner of this place, I’d like to thank him”

by Will Corry on September 18, 2016

Guy walks into a pub and asks the bar man for a pint, "That will be $0.05 please sir".

"Wow, in that case I will have a shot of whisky too" "Certainly, that will be $0.03 sir".

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Laughter Spot : A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city

by Will Corry on September 18, 2016

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”

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Laughter Spot : A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail

Laughter Spot : A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail

by Will Corry on September 15, 2016

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us."

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Laughter Spot : “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank”

Laughter Spot : “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank”

by Will Corry on September 15, 2016

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

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Laughter Spot : The one about the valued employee who had not rung in sick

by Will Corry on September 13, 2016

Boss Calls Employee's House And Starts Sweating After Hearing This. But The Reality Is Priceless

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the employee's home number and was greeted with a child's whisper, 'Hello?'

'Is your Daddy home?' he asked. 'Yes', whispered the small voice.

'May I speak to him?' The child whispered 'No.'

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Laughter Spot : The one about Bob, from Ireland and the Golden Telephone

by Will Corry on September 12, 2016

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Laughter Spot : “Kids are very observant”

by Will Corry on September 11, 2016

I really enjoyed this 'Laughter Spot" cartoon. Click more to see it !

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