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Laughter Spot : The one about the state-of-the-art watch

by Will Corry on October 30, 2014

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

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Little Johnny Laughter Spot : “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

by Will Corry on October 27, 2014

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in New York, a mansion in London, a jet to travel the world, and an Infinite Visa Card to shop for the finest threads in Milan".

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Laughter Spot One Liners : “I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her”

by Will Corry on October 26, 2014

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Laughter Spot : “Why do you want a glass of cider?” the teacher asks

by Will Corry on October 23, 2014

A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.

"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. [more…]

Laughter Spot : “Why are you so happy?”

by Will Corry on October 21, 2014

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"

The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." [more…]

Laughter Spot : The one about the defective parrot

by Will Corry on October 19, 2014

Herbert was not getting along so well with his wife and thought maybe he’d like to have a pet to keep him company. So, he went to a pet shop in search of a friend.

After looking around he spotted a parrot sitting on a little perch. It didn’t have any feet or legs.

“Gosh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?” Herbert muttered.

“I was born this way,” said the parrot. “I’m a defective parrot.”

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Great new ‘fresh’ information and advice for the B2B Marketer- 4 blogs within a blog

by Will Corry on October 19, 2014

New from theMarketingblog .. We’ve put it all together for  you -- the best information and advice about ...

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with the most expert voices and some great resources!

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Laughter Spot : “You want our bull to service your cow”

by Will Corry on October 18, 2014

A young farm girl in Ulster answered the door. An older neighbour was there.

“My father isn’t home,” she said, “but I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father charges one hundred pounds for his best bull.”

“That’s not what I want,” the neighbour said.

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Laughter Spot : “I get home I’m all tired out”

by Will Corry on October 17, 2014

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is. [more…]

Laughter Spot : This one is for our special UK politicians

by Will Corry on October 14, 2014

Joke:  Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, the turkey reached the second branch. Finally, after a week, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, though, the turkey was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey from the tree. The moral of the story is: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

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