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Laughter Spot : ‘The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is’

Laughter Spot : ‘The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is’

by on April 22, 2019

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

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Laughter Spot : Did you hear the one about the Glasgow Primary teacher?

Laughter Spot : Did you hear the one about the Glasgow Primary teacher?

by on April 19, 2019

Did you hear the one about the Glasgow Primary teacher that was helping one of the kids to put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally when the 2nd boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

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Laughter Spot : “My neighbour owes me £500”

Laughter Spot : “My neighbour owes me £500”

by on April 8, 2019

Morris went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me £500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"
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Laughter Spot : “The woman asks .. how old am I ?”

Laughter Spot : “The woman asks .. how old am I ?”

by on April 2, 2019

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends £9,000 and looks sensational.

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Laughter Spot :  “I stand behind the fence by the knot hole with my hedge clippers”

Laughter Spot : “I stand behind the fence by the knot hole with my hedge clippers”

by on March 27, 2019

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a £20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag."

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Laughter Spot : “The one about O’Connor and a thing of beauty”

Laughter Spot : “The one about O’Connor and a thing of beauty”

by on March 24, 2019

Into a Belfast pub comes Raditz, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the barman.

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Laughter Spot : “Naw, sir,” said the old man. “She be my wife.”

Laughter Spot : “Naw, sir,” said the old man. “She be my wife.”

by on March 15, 2019

An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper.
During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard [more…]

Laughter Spot : “Calm down, Sister Mary”

Laughter Spot : “Calm down, Sister Mary”

by on March 14, 2019

Sister Mary burst into the principal's office and cried, "Father, just wait until you hear this!"

"Calm down, Sister Mary. Now tell me what has you so excited?"

"Well, Father, I was on my way to chapel when I heard some of the older boys wagering!"

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Laughter Spot : I’m his wife of forty-three years

Laughter Spot : I’m his wife of forty-three years

by on March 12, 2019

It was the third day my husband, Joe, had been in the intensive care unit following his fifth surgery for the removal of most of his remaining small intestine.

The surgery took many more hours than expected. Joe was older and weaker, and he wasn't responding.

 

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Coffin Laughter Spot : “One night, a man is making his way home”

Coffin Laughter Spot : “One night, a man is making his way home”

by on March 3, 2019

One night, a man is making his way home from the local. He's had a fair bit to drink, when he hears this thumping noise behind him.

Not wanting to get involved in whatever it is, he puts his head down and keeps walking. Minutes later he hears the noise again, behind him and getting louder.

‘Thump Thump Thump’

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