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Laughter Spot : “One liners that you can use” … via Richard Goard

by on January 18, 2018

What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick

A man walks into a bar ...ouch

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Laughter Spot : Letters of complaints from tenants

by on January 15, 2018

 Complaints to Councils - Extracts from letters written by council tenants

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about Tonto trimming down a bit”

by on January 15, 2018

The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town. The Lone Ranger said" Tonto me ol mate Im going into this hotel for a drink, you'd be best to wait outside, they don't take kindly to Redskins here."

Tonto replied "no worries Lone, I might do some exercises I'm trying to trim down a bit".

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Laughter Spot : “4 great one liners”

by on January 13, 2018

My mate Paddy told me he robbed a shop last night.
"What did you get?" I asked.
"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over £180,000." [more…]

Laughter Spot : “The one about the Panty Stitcher”

by on January 10, 2018

Paddy & Mick worked together and were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs". [more…]

Laughter Spot : “The one about Little Jimmy and Chelsea FC”

by on January 10, 2018

A teacher asks her class if Chelsea is their favourite team. Everyone says yes except for Little Jimmy. [more…]

Laughter Spot : “The one about the wife jumping into bed”

Laughter Spot : “The one about the wife jumping into bed”

by on January 6, 2018

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

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Laughter Spot : “When your car will not start – who do you call?”

by on January 6, 2018

What do you do when your car will not start? You call hubby of course.

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Laughter Spot : “Walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm”

by on January 5, 2018

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at the local Medical Clinic to get a physical. 

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

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Laughter Spot : “Husband and wife go shopping”

Laughter Spot : “Husband and wife go shopping”

by on January 3, 2018

A couple were in a busy shopping centre just after Christmas.

The wife of course suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. [more…]