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Two Laughter Spots : ‘Hooting like an owl’ and ‘Jump off this building’

by on April 19, 2018

Night after night, a keen ornithologist stood in his backyard hooting like an owl. After weeks of getting no reply, he suddenly heard an owl [more…]

Laughter Spot : “You want me to do it the way my wife would?”

by on April 16, 2018

A couple were attending their first pre-natal class.

So that the husband could get an idea of what it felt like to be pregnant, the instructor strapped a bag of sand to his stomach.

As he walked around with his new bulge, the husband said: “This doesn’t feel too bad.” [more…]

Laughter Spot : Ten dirty sounding legal expressions

by on April 14, 2018

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He’s one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.

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Laughter Spot : “I got hit with a cannon ball”

by on April 13, 2018

 A pirate walked into a bar, and the barman said: "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.

What happened?  You look terrible."

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Laughter Spot : “The one about the two stunningly beautiful teen-age daughters”

Laughter Spot : “The one about the two stunningly beautiful teen-age daughters”

by on April 13, 2018

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teen-age daughters.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about insurance salesmen”

by on April 12, 2018

Three insurance salesmen were sitting in a restaurant boasting about their companies’ speed of service.

The first said: “When one of our policyholders died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife so quickly that she received the cheque by Thursday morning.” [more…]

Laughter Spot : “The one about the Faith Healer”

by on April 11, 2018

Two women sitting in the doctor’s waiting room began discussing babies.

“I want a baby more than anything else in the world,” said one. “But I guess it’s impossible.”

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Laughter Spot : “He thinks “I can outrun this guy,” so he floors it”

by on April 9, 2018

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Laughter Spot : 18 clean, short jokes .. relax and enjoy them

by on April 7, 2018

Now : A better class of Laughter Spot 

18 clean, short jokes .. relax and enjoy them

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Golf Laughter Spot : “The one about the problem at the 11th”

by on April 5, 2018

I returned from my normal round of golf late last Sunday and my wife asked me why I had been so long.

“All was fine” I said, “until at the 11th hole, George had a cardiac arrest and died on the spot.”

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