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Laughter Spot : The one about the defective parrot

by Will Corry on October 19, 2014

Herbert was not getting along so well with his wife and thought maybe he’d like to have a pet to keep him company. So, he went to a pet shop in search of a friend.

After looking around he spotted a parrot sitting on a little perch. It didn’t have any feet or legs.

“Gosh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?” Herbert muttered.

“I was born this way,” said the parrot. “I’m a defective parrot.”

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by Will Corry on October 19, 2014

New from theMarketingblog .. We’ve put it all together for  you -- the best information and advice about ...

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Laughter Spot : “You want our bull to service your cow”

by Will Corry on October 18, 2014

A young farm girl in Ulster answered the door. An older neighbour was there.

“My father isn’t home,” she said, “but I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father charges one hundred pounds for his best bull.”

“That’s not what I want,” the neighbour said.

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Laughter Spot : “I get home I’m all tired out”

by Will Corry on October 17, 2014

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is. [more…]

Laughter Spot : This one is for our special UK politicians

by Will Corry on October 14, 2014

Joke:  Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, the turkey reached the second branch. Finally, after a week, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, though, the turkey was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey from the tree. The moral of the story is: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

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Oops – Business Blunders and the Great Laughter Spots – constantly updated

by Will Corry on October 13, 2014

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Laughter Spot : “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Cape Town”

by Will Corry on October 13, 2014

JOKE:   A plane is on its way to Cape Town when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to First Class and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket, she then tells the blonde passenger that she's paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Cape Town.... and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied..... "I told her First Class isn't going to Cape Town".

A plane is on its way to Cape Town when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to First Class and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket, she then tells the blonde passenger that she's paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back.

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Laughter Spot : “A can of peaches”

by Will Corry on October 12, 2014

An 89 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge said, "Why did you steal a can of peaches?"

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Laughter Spot : Use these great one liners about drink to liven up your evening

by Will Corry on October 9, 2014

Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? A: "Olive or twist?"

Q: What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar? A: "Please, no stories!"

Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? A. So the Irish would never rule the world!

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Laughter Spot : “You have 30 more years to live”

by Will Corry on October 9, 2014

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside.

“Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.

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