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by on March 17, 2012

A big word of thanks to Richard Goard for these laughter spots

Sky news report. When the Irish joined in the attack on Libya .

They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement......it was a mortar attack. [more…]

A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril

by on March 16, 2012

A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. [more…]

Crackers from Frank Carson – “It’s the way I tell them”

by on March 16, 2012

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. [more…]

Family Relations – Laughter Spot from theMarketingblog

by on March 16, 2012

Family Relations
"David was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.

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Ten dirty sounding legal expressions

by on March 14, 2012

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

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“She rubbed it out again” / Laughter Spot

by on March 13, 2012

The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the board.

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Ruined – a continuing relationship with one of the hottest women in the world

by on March 11, 2012

You can interpret this Lynx commercial with Jessica Jane Clement in two different ways. [more…]

“I’m Just Kidding!”

by on February 24, 2012

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

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Great one liners for you… via Richard Goard

by on February 23, 2012

 

 

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite?   All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action.  So I sent her my ironing.

 

 

I got invited to a party and was told dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.  

That's when he realised he had made it home safely.

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A controversial cot-fight stopped in the third round

by on February 19, 2012

A sports club in Preston which charged adults £25 a ticket to watch a fight between two 18-month-old boys has denied that the toddlers in question were being exploited.

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