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“She rubbed it out again” / Laughter Spot

by on March 13, 2012

The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the board.

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Ruined – a continuing relationship with one of the hottest women in the world

by on March 11, 2012

You can interpret this Lynx commercial with Jessica Jane Clement in two different ways. [more…]

“I’m Just Kidding!”

by on February 24, 2012

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

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Great one liners for you… via Richard Goard

by on February 23, 2012

 

 

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite?   All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action.  So I sent her my ironing.

 

 

I got invited to a party and was told dress to kill.  Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.  

That's when he realised he had made it home safely.

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A controversial cot-fight stopped in the third round

by on February 19, 2012

A sports club in Preston which charged adults £25 a ticket to watch a fight between two 18-month-old boys has denied that the toddlers in question were being exploited.

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The train / Laughter spot

by on February 13, 2012

Coming back from another recent EC summit in Rome, Various European leaders were forced to take the train due to a strike by Swiss ATC controllers; sitting together in the same compartment, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel and the young and very attractive female Irish Foreign minister

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‘Oops Commercial’ Heineken Beer

by on April 21, 2011

Dropping beer is a serious mistake. Dropping a tray of Heineken beer causes the world to stop. [more…]