Three men awaited execution by firing squad in the condemned cell, from which the site of their forthcoming ordeal could be clearly seen.The first, an Englishman, was taken out and stood against the wall. As the firing squad raised their rifles, he suddenly shouted "Avalanche!" at the top of his voice.
Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."
Guido Fawkes: The biggest threat to the leaders post-election may come from their own parties
by Guido Fawkes |
There is of course the added complexity of the possibility of a second autumn election [currently 4/1] if there is no clear result – Fixed Term Parliament Act allowing.
"That fellow from the University will be along this afternoon to
inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall
so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
Do men and women shop differently? It's long been conventional wisdom - which seems borne out by every experience my friends and I have shopping with the men in our lives - that t…
— Will Corry (@slievemore) February 3, 2015