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Heidi Klum Intimates launched, Oscar nominations super cut, Study reveals five Millennial segments, Polar bear in London, SMX London in May / Get 15% off

by Will Corry on January 29, 2015

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BHS up for sale, Morrisons, DPD, Button & Sprung, Evans Cycles

by Will Corry on January 25, 2015

Sunday papers retail round up - BHS up for sale, Morrisons, DPD, Button & Sprung, Evans Cycles

Struggling BHS up for sale, It will take five years to put Morrisons back to rights,

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Laughter Spot : A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator

by Will Corry on January 24, 2015

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

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Video : Who is the hot girl in the Enbrel “Calendar” commercial?

by Will Corry on January 21, 2015

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Laughter Spot : He wanted to take it with him

by Will Corry on January 21, 2015

I always believed that you cannot take it with you.

More Great Laughter Spots

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No more Page Three

by Will Corry on January 20, 2015

No more Page Three: The Sun newspaper drops topless women pics after 44 years 

LONDON — They've been part of the British tabloid for nearly half a century, but this week they're on the way out: pictures of topless women will no longer be published in The Sun from Friday.

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“No-one should expect to wait four months to get paid” / ‘Abuse’ of suppliers

by Will Corry on January 19, 2015

Small firms are being ‘plagued’ by a poor payment culture, with some respected household brand names ‘abusing’ their suppliers, it was claimed last night.

The accusations came as it emerged that US consumer giant Heinz has more than doubled the length of time it is making small British suppliers wait for bills to be settled.Leading lobby group the Federation of Small Businesses said large companies were being ‘tarnished’ by their treatment of small suppliers and that their behaviour is damaging the reputation of business as a whole.

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Laughter Spot : A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers

by Will Corry on January 16, 2015

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said:
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

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Laughter Spot : The one about a magician on a cruise ship

by Will Corry on January 16, 2015

A magician on a cruise ship was performing one night when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, "It's in his sleeve!"

The magician chased the bird away.

The next night, the magician was performing another trick when the parrot walked onstage and declared, "It's in his pocket!"

During his next performance, he saw the parrot in the crowd, but before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.

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Movers and Groovers : Yogafever, Eaton, EMAP, RTK Farming

by Will Corry on January 7, 2015

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