The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked. The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition. "No!" she said rather sternly. [more…]
Richard Glynn Managing Director at The Buzz Factory PR writes
Two men. Two stories. One being talked about. One being largely ignored. Last night demonstrated two contrasting approaches in courting attention. One worked. One didn’t.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and I will answer the question.”
New Tesco boss Dave ‘Drastic’ Lewis has called a pitch for Tesco’s whopper media account, variously estimated in the UK at between £100m and £140m. As such it’s one of the biggest although Tesco has, historically, been keen to deal in barter to offload unsold products, as opposed to money.
Three men awaited execution by firing squad in the condemned cell, from which the site of their forthcoming ordeal could be clearly seen.The first, an Englishman, was taken out and stood against the wall. As the firing squad raised their rifles, he suddenly shouted "Avalanche!" at the top of his voice.
Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."