A checkout chick walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.
Via Internet Retailing .. By Chloe Rigby
The effects of last week’s UK vote to leave the European Union are being felt across ecommerce. While negative effects are being seen as share prices fall, opportunities are opening up as the pound falls against currencies from the euro to the dollar – making the UK prices a bargain for overseas shoppers buying online.
Sarajit Mitra, former Global Head of Marketing & Customer Experience at HSBC Global Banking and Markets, leads the TX proposition, and is joined by a heavyweight international team of former marketers and insights specialists. TransgressiveX, based in Kensington and operating worldwide, is led by prominent consumer psychologist Nadim Sadek, former Global CEO of Millward Brown’s Qualitative network, and Worldwide Commercial & Strategy director of Research International. [more…]
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