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Laughter Spot : “There’s also the half-wit”

by on January 9, 2019

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.

On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.

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Irish Laughter Spot : “Do you want the winner of the next race ?”

by on July 29, 2013

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him "Do you want the winner of the next race ?" [more…]

Irish Laughter Spot : ‘Finding the height of this’

by on July 11, 2013

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this

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Irish Laughter Spot : The foreman won’t hire him!

by on March 18, 2013

Irish Maths Test

A Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test. Here is your first question, the foreman said.  "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?"  The Irishman says? "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.

Many thanks to that Irishman in disguise Dewald P. for this one.

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Irish Laughter Spot / “Dad. …I became a prostitute…”

by on March 11, 2013

Irish Prostitute An Irish daughter had not been home for over a year. Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time ? Why did ye not write to us ? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call ? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru ?".

The girl, crying, replied, sniff, sniff...."Dad. ...I became a prostitute..."  Many thanks to Jenny H. for this one! Just in time for St Patrick's Day. [more…]

Irish Laughter Spot : As I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep

by on March 1, 2013

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the country.

As I was not familiar with the area, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions. Many thanks to Paul Tomes in SA for this one. [more…]

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by on February 21, 2013

Cheers. Today - it's all about content marketing. This new newsletter from theMarketingblog concentrates on the very best of the latest, fresh UK marketing articles, success stories, rants etc.

Have a sneak preview of this issue which was rushed out to 45,000 UK marketing decision makers and influencers today. Your comments would be appreciated. If you are interested in featuring your story call me Will Corry on 01784 434 412 - your time will be really well spent and we can have a 'content marketing' chinwag.

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Irish Laughter Spot : How many Ducks?

by on February 18, 2013

On the bus Paddy got chatting to Murphy who was carrying a bag on his back

"What's in the bag?" asked Paddy "I 'm not going to tell," replied Murphy "Go on, do." pleaded Paddy .

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