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Laughter Spot : “The one about blonde cops”

Laughter Spot : “The one about blonde cops”

by on February 21, 2018

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Laughter Spot : “Give me a good excuse and I’ll let you go”

Laughter Spot : “Give me a good excuse and I’ll let you go”

by on February 19, 2018

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. 

He thinks “I can outrun this guy,” so he floors it and the race is on.  The cars are racing down the highway — 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures he can’t outrun the cop and gives up. 

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Laughter Spot : “She finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead”

Laughter Spot : “She finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead”

by on February 17, 2018

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.

Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment.

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Laughter Spot : “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?”

Laughter Spot : “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?”

by on February 17, 2018

One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count.

The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

The mother responds, “Very good honey.” The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?” And the mother responds, “Yes dear.” [more…]

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by on February 14, 2018

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Laughter Spot : “Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up?”

by on February 14, 2018

With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up?” “No” said her husband. She gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons, reached into her bra and pulled out a crumpled £20 note.

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Laughter Spot : “Strange noises coming from the bedroom”

by on February 9, 2018

Enjoy this new 'Laughter Spot'. 

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Laughter Spot : “I will come back and haunt you”

by on February 8, 2018

Here is another 'Laughter Spot'. Relax, take a few seconds out and enjoy it ....

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Laughter Spot : The horse says ” I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby”

Laughter Spot : The horse says ” I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby”

by on February 4, 2018

Horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter.

The donkey asks him what he did for a living. The horse replies that he ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter.

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A Rescue Laughter Spot : The one about John and David

by on January 26, 2018

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there.

David promptly jumped in and saved him, swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling John out. The medical director came to know of David’s heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be OK.

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