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Laughter Spot  :  “God loves drunk people too you know”

Laughter Spot : “God loves drunk people too you know”

by on November 9, 2019

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, it's 3:00 in the morning! "He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.

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Shotgun Laughter Spot : “The one about shoving the gun in his face”

Shotgun Laughter Spot : “The one about shoving the gun in his face”

by on November 6, 2019

A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn't in bed with her.

She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a glass of whiskey in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about the chemist and his daughters”

by on November 2, 2019

Please check this latest Laughter Spot. The lesson here is do not chat to chemists. Enjoy ...

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Laughter Spot  : Who is the driver?

Laughter Spot : Who is the driver?

by on October 26, 2019

Pope Chauffeur
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and he doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb

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Laughter Spot : “A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings”

by on October 14, 2019

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Laughter Spot : That very important Corbyn & Abbott question

Laughter Spot : That very important Corbyn & Abbott question

by on September 11, 2019

Jeremy Corbyn asked the Queen. "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient organisation? Are there any tips you can give me?"

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Laughter Spot : Genuine extracts from council complaint letters

Laughter Spot : Genuine extracts from council complaint letters

by on August 27, 2019

*Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

*I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

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Laughter Spot : “He’s such a nice guy, he came and fixed everything”

Laughter Spot : “He’s such a nice guy, he came and fixed everything”

by on August 5, 2019

A newly married couple moved into their new home.

The next day, the woman asked her husband: "Darling, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you please fix it?"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like to you, Bob the Builder?"

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Laughter Spot : The one about a very special birthday

Laughter Spot : The one about a very special birthday

by on August 2, 2019

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied.

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Laughter Spot : Do not mess with the elderly

Laughter Spot : Do not mess with the elderly

by on July 27, 2019

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