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Laughter Spots : Paddy met a girl .. McGlynn’s hat… and the Long Haircut

Laughter Spots : Paddy met a girl .. McGlynn’s hat… and the Long Haircut

by on May 13, 2018

One of the most popular reads in theMarketingblog is our now famous 'Laughter Spot'. It has been going for over 12 years now and it houses, probably the largest illustrated joke collection in the UK. [1,250 of them]

You can see all the 'Laughter Spots' here >>>>. Enjoy and pass them on.

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Laughter Spot : Never date a tennis player – love means nothing to them

Laughter Spot : Never date a tennis player – love means nothing to them

by on May 10, 2018

If I had a dollar for every math exam I failed, I don't know how much I’d have.

I no longer have a yearly itch to visit Greece since I started applying anti-Aegean cream.

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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Laughter Spot : The one about the worst pain that anyone could possibly experience

by on May 10, 2018

A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain that anyone could possibly experience.

The woman said: “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in life than childbirth.”

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Laughter Spot : “The one about the hunter and the lion”

by on May 3, 2018

Enjoy this new Laughter Spot

If you think you have a better Laughter Spot then share it with our readers. Send it to the "Laughter Spot Editor" at will@themarketingblog.co.uk

Here is a promise -  we will push and prod him until he posts it on the site.

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Laughter Spot : “Letters can cause problems”

by on May 3, 2018

If you think you have a better Laughter Spot then share it with our readers. Send it to the "Laughter Spot Editor" at will@themarketingblog.co.uk

Here is a promise -  we will push and prod him until he posts it on the site.

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Laughter Spot : Give him an “Irish Viagra”

Laughter Spot : Give him an “Irish Viagra”

by on May 2, 2018

What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

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Laughter Spot : “The one about the bank and the little old lady”

by on May 1, 2018

A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre in India.

“Is that the High Street branch?” she asked.

“No, madam,” replied the voice at the other end. “It is now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally.”

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Laughter Spot : Like a supermodel

by on April 30, 2018

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Laughter Spot : “The one about the burglar and the parrot”

by on April 27, 2018

A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. [more…]

Laughter Spot : “Good manners the little Johnny way”

by on April 26, 2018

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners and asked her students the following question:

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

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