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Laughter Spot : “The one about the older woman in the bar”

Laughter Spot : “The one about the older woman in the bar”

by on May 18, 2019

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Laughter Spot : The one about the £40,000 ring

Laughter Spot : The one about the £40,000 ring

by on May 11, 2019

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

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Laughter Spot : Did you hear the one about the Glasgow Primary teacher?

Laughter Spot : Did you hear the one about the Glasgow Primary teacher?

by on April 19, 2019

Did you hear the one about the Glasgow Primary teacher that was helping one of the kids to put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally when the 2nd boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

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Laughter Spot : “Naw, sir,” said the old man. “She be my wife.”

Laughter Spot : “Naw, sir,” said the old man. “She be my wife.”

by on March 15, 2019

An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper.
During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard [more…]

Coffin Laughter Spot : “One night, a man is making his way home”

Coffin Laughter Spot : “One night, a man is making his way home”

by on March 3, 2019

One night, a man is making his way home from the local. He's had a fair bit to drink, when he hears this thumping noise behind him.

Not wanting to get involved in whatever it is, he puts his head down and keeps walking. Minutes later he hears the noise again, behind him and getting louder.

‘Thump Thump Thump’

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Laughter Spot : “When people use their mobile on the train – a solution”

Laughter Spot : “When people use their mobile on the train – a solution”

by on March 2, 2019

Hate it when people use their mobile on the train and talk loudly, don't want to know. Here's how to fix it!!!
Last Friday, after a tiring week in the office, a lady commuter on the evening train settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

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Laughter Spot :  Wetherspoons – because the waitresses wore mini-skirts

Laughter Spot : Wetherspoons – because the waitresses wore mini-skirts

by on February 13, 2019

A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were pretty and wore mini-skirts.

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Laughter Spot : “The digging a hole story and the Westminster crisis”

Laughter Spot : “The digging a hole story and the Westminster crisis”

by on February 1, 2019

Irish Laughter Spot. Could there possibly be any connection between this 'digging a hole' story and the current situation in Westminster?

I will leave it to you to decide. [Or, we are laughing at the lot of them]

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Laughter Spot : “Well sheriff, it’s a long story!”

by on January 26, 2019

One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says “Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”

Billy-Bob replies “Well sheriff, it’s a long story!”

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Laughter Spot : “There’s also the half-wit”

by on January 9, 2019

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.

On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.

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