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I’ve only had sex once in the past three weeks

A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, “DDDDDoc,
I’ve bbbeen stuttterrrering for yeeears, and IIII’m
tired of it. Caaaan yoooou hellllp me?”

The doc says, “Well, I’ll have to examine you to see
what’s going on.”

So he examines him, and says, “Well I think I know what
the problem is.”

The guy asks, “Weeell wwwhat is it, dddoc?

The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your penis, it’s about
a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain
on your vocal cords.”

The guy asks, “Wwwhaat caaan we dddo?”

The doctor says, “Well, I can cut it off and transplant
a shorter one.”

The guy replies, “DDDDDoooo it!”

The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he
comes back into the doctor’s office and says, “Doc,
you solved the problem and I don’t stutter anymore,
but I’ve only had sex once in the past three weeks.
My wife doesn’t like it anymore. She liked it with my
long one. I don’t care if I have to stutter, I want
you to put my long one back on.”

The doctor says, “NNNNope…..AAAA ddddeal’s aaa dddddeal!!!

 

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