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Irish Laughter Spot : ‘Finding the height of this’

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing Paddy replied, ‘We’re supposed to be finding the height of this

flagpole, but we don’t have a ladder.’

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, ‘Isn’t that just like a blonde!

We need the  bloody height, and she gives us the length.


Big word of thanks to Richard Goard in Surrey UK for this one


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