Two days later, the 3 other guys arrive at the resort to begin their yearly golf getaway. And of all things, they find Ralph sitting there with his clubs already set up on his cart. “Dang Ralphie boy, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”
“Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading
“Fifty Shades Of Gray,” she pulled me into our bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes. She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.” Then she said, “Do whatever you want.”
So, Here I am!