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Laughter Spot : 4 marriage jokes – Jack and his wife, pair of panties, your first husband and refusing to speak to each other

Laughter Spot : 4 marriage jokes. Here is the first one … Jack and his wife lived in Spain where the summers are very hot. He woke up one day when they were having a heat wave.

As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, “it’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.” “That I married you only for your money.”

A wife goes on a retreat for work.

When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from I don’t do the laundry!” So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her.Indignant, the maid replies, “Madam, how should I know? These panties don’t belong to me. I don’t even wear panties just ask your husband!”

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

“How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.” “Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died.” “Oh, how terrible! I’m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.” “He died of a broken neck.” “A broken neck?” “He wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other.

The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.” “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much,” says his friend. “I’m sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can’t expect you to have been saving yourself all these years.” “That’s not the problem, ” the groom says. “She gave me $20 change!”

 

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