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Laughter Spot : Stranded on a deserted island for 10 years

by on April 19, 2016 in Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead Article, Rock 'n Roll

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship.”

As the speck got closer he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.. Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a wet suit.

Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman! She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, ‘Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a good cigarette?”.

“Ten years,” replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigarettes and a lighter. He took a cigarette, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. “Faith and begorrah,” said the castaway, “This is so good! I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”

“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Jameson’s Irish Whiskey?” asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years.” Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. ‘”Tis the nectar of the gods!” shouted the Irishman. “Tis truly fantastic!!”

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, “And how long has it been since you played around?”

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,

“Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there too!”

 

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