— Will Corry (@slievemore) April 2, 2016
Honda emoji registration plates
Whether it’s WWF introducing donations via emoji or Bodyform launching period-themed ‘femojis’, brands love using emojis in campaigns. For April Fools’ Day, Honda went one step further by unveiling plans to introduce emoji registration plates for car buyers in the UK. According to the brand, its plans for emoji registration plates are in response to demand from younger car buyers across the UK. Anyone care to front the laughing poop emoji on their number plate?
HomeAway offers up the Palace of Westminster
Ever wanted to roam the halls of Westminster in your pyjamas? Well, now you can – apparently. Holiday company HomeAway is listing the Palace of Westminster as available to book for the public as holiday accommodation. The company encourages browsers to “settle [their] family politics” by staying “ahead of signification restoration plans”. We predict there will be a disappointed tourist or two.
Churchill’s Éau Yes
People love a good slogan. Insurance company Churchill and WCRS have taken this to heart by turning the brand mascot’s favourite phrase into a perfume – “Éau Yes”. It also comes with ‘smell insurance’, which the brand describes as: “When you spray Éau Yes you know you’re covered; to smell good and get compliments all day.” For those who don’t receive a satisfactory number of compliments on your smell, Churchill will even pay those compliments back.
Pimm’s takes over Big Ben
Pimm’s has announced a sponsorship deal with “the world’s most famous clock tower”, attempting to convince the nation that any time can be ‘Pimm’s o’clock’. The drinks brand’s logo will be displayed across the dial of Elizabeth Tower, better known as Big Ben, throughout the summer months until Wednesday 31 August. According to the brand, marketers at Pimm’s approached officials at the Houses of Parliament with “a generous offer” to contribute towards the restoration of the Grade I listed timepiece in exchange for the sponsorship placement.
OpenTable lets people try before they buy
Online restaurant reservation company OpenTable has unveiled a new feature on its app, entitled ‘OpenTable Taste’, allowing users to try out different dishes simply by licking their phone or tablet. The “4D technology” also caters to diners adhering to special diets ranging from low-carb to paleo to taste anything they want guilt-free. Considering the amount of bacteria on the average person’s phone screen, this might not be one for the germaphobes among us.
Burger King’s single fries
Burger King has finally acknowledged that a meal at the fast food chain can be too much for the average European. As a result, it has kindly decided to launch ‘single fries’ – thereby making them the first in the industry to sell chips separately. They come in three sizes too.
McDonald’s launches ‘McMoon’
McDonald’s UK has announced the launch of the very first restaurant on the moon. The ‘McMoon’ is expected to open in early 2017. McDonald’s will offer shuttles twice a day to and from the restaurant, where customers will be able to experience the astronomical tastes of McDonald’s in a completely out of this world experience. For those getting excited by the prospect of visiting the moon, we wouldn’t hold our breath.
Virgin relaunches the Flying Scotsman
For those who wish their commute to work was even longer – now is your chance. Virgin Trains has announced that customers will soon be able to catch a steam train to work, as the original Flying Scotsman locomotive will be joining its fleet later this year on its East Coast and West Coast routes. A 25% discount on tickets is also being offered to customers willing to swap their laptops for shovels to help keep the train running.
Rowse Honey offers bees a foreign exchange
British bees are having a tough time. Forget about a declining population, Rowse Honey believes they are overworked. As a result, it is shipping over 10,000 Mexican honey wasps to take part in the 10-week foreign exchange to give British honeybees “a well-earned rest”. According to the brand, its ‘Rowse Wasp Honey’ has been developed “following the surge in demand for exotic flavours and new foodie experiences”.
Tennent Lager’s drone delivery
You have to hand it to Tennent’s Lager – drones are hot property right now, which is why an April Fool’s stunt involving the flying tech seems like an attractive proposition. From today, the brewer is offering ‘Tennent’s Rapid’, an exclusive airborne service delivering a 4-pack of Tennent’s Lager cans within 30 minutes, by drone. There is only one problem – Carlsberg launched almost the exact same April Fool’s stunt last year, so there’s no fooling us the second time around.