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Laughter Spot : “Fishing in a puddle”

by on July 14, 2020

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Blunders Laughter Spot : “Revolver, Blizzard and Mental Patients”

Blunders Laughter Spot : “Revolver, Blizzard and Mental Patients”

by on July 7, 2020

1. Blunders : When his 38 calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder.

He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

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Wristwatch Laughter Spot : “What he had witnessed during the night”

Wristwatch Laughter Spot : “What he had witnessed during the night”

by on July 6, 2020

A young lad woke in the small hours needing to use the bathroom.

He walked into his parents room as was his habit and came [more…]

Laughter Spot : “A brunette, a red-head and that troublesome blonde”

Laughter Spot : “A brunette, a red-head and that troublesome blonde”

by on July 3, 2020

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us."

So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down.

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Laughter Spot : “Lola has never said no”

Laughter Spot : “Lola has never said no”

by on July 3, 2020

Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.

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Biker’s Laughter Spot : “The one about the biker and a prayer”

Biker’s Laughter Spot : “The one about the biker and a prayer”

by on June 23, 2020

A lady hurried to the chemist to get medication for her sick child, when she got back to her car she found that she had locked her keys inside.

Looking around she spied an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.

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Laughter Spot : A talking duck? That’s unusual

Laughter Spot : A talking duck? That’s unusual

by on June 11, 2020

So this duck goes into a pub just after opening time and orders and pie and a pint.

The landlord says “We don’t get many ducks in here,are you local?”

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Golf Laughter Spot : “Yes, I had three riders today”

Golf Laughter Spot : “Yes, I had three riders today”

by on April 6, 2020

Laughter Spot : "The one about the old golfers"

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Topical Laughter Spot :  “The one about the supermarket”

Topical Laughter Spot : “The one about the supermarket”

by on March 27, 2020

Topical Laughter Spot : "The one about the supermarket"

Something different : You should consider sponsoring these ‘Laughter Spots’ for three months.  Great readership leading to 'solid' new business gains. 

Call me on 01784 434 412 and let’s conjure up a plan .. will@themarketingblog.co.uk

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Dave’s Laughter Spot : “That’s right, all beers are just a penny today”

Dave’s Laughter Spot : “That’s right, all beers are just a penny today”

by on March 3, 2020

Dave walks into a bar

He is served a pint of lager. "1 penny please" said the barman "1 penny? a pint of lager is just 1 penny? said Dave

"That's right, all beers are just a penny today" said the barman. after he had about 5 pints, he asks for a bottle of wine "That's also a penny a bottle, in fact you can have 3 bottles of wine for just 2 pennies" said the barman.

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