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Biker’s Laughter Spot : “The one about the biker and a prayer”

Biker’s Laughter Spot : “The one about the biker and a prayer”

by on June 23, 2020

A lady hurried to the chemist to get medication for her sick child, when she got back to her car she found that she had locked her keys inside.

Looking around she spied an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.

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Laughter Spot : A talking duck? That’s unusual

Laughter Spot : A talking duck? That’s unusual

by on June 11, 2020

So this duck goes into a pub just after opening time and orders and pie and a pint.

The landlord says “We don’t get many ducks in here,are you local?”

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Topical Laughter Spot :  “The one about the supermarket”

Topical Laughter Spot : “The one about the supermarket”

by on March 27, 2020

Topical Laughter Spot : "The one about the supermarket"

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Bill Clinton Laughter Spot : “The one about the wax figure”

Bill Clinton Laughter Spot : “The one about the wax figure”

by on January 11, 2020

The wax museum just acquired a very good wax figure of ex prez Bill Clinton.

They had it arranged to show him in an authoritative stance in front of several staff members set on a stage made up like the oval office.

After the figure had been on display for a couple of days, the museum employees were constantly having to go in and rezip Bill's zipper, it kept falling to the 'down' position.

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Laughter Spot  :  “God loves drunk people too you know”

Laughter Spot : “God loves drunk people too you know”

by on November 9, 2019

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, it's 3:00 in the morning! "He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.

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Shotgun Laughter Spot : “The one about shoving the gun in his face”

Shotgun Laughter Spot : “The one about shoving the gun in his face”

by on November 6, 2019

A woman awakes during the night, and her husband isn't in bed with her.

She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a glass of whiskey in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about the chemist and his daughters”

by on November 2, 2019

Please check this latest Laughter Spot. The lesson here is do not chat to chemists. Enjoy ...

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Laughter Spot  : Who is the driver?

Laughter Spot : Who is the driver?

by on October 26, 2019

Pope Chauffeur
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and he doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb

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Laughter Spot : “A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings”

by on October 14, 2019

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Laughter Spot : That very important Corbyn & Abbott question

Laughter Spot : That very important Corbyn & Abbott question

by on September 11, 2019

Jeremy Corbyn asked the Queen. "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient organisation? Are there any tips you can give me?"

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