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Laughter Spot : “Would you like me to help you upstairs?”

by on January 13, 2014

A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".

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Scouser Laughter Spot : “I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone”

by on January 11, 2014

Thought this was brilliant, A soldier from Liverpool who was stationed in Afghanistan received a letter from his girlfriend who was back home. It read as follows: Dear Jimmy, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Mary.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about a huge muscular guy with a bad stutter”

by on January 10, 2014

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"    The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. 

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Laughter Spot : “You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……

by on January 10, 2014

"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.

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Laughter Spot : Satan appeared before a small town congregation

by on January 7, 2014

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.  More great 'Laughter Spots'

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Laughter Spot : The one about bull’s testicles

by on January 7, 2014

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.

While drinking a beer, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'   Enjoy more Laughter Spots

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Laughter Spot : “The one about a brunette going to the doctor”

by on December 22, 2013

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts."

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Laughter Spot : 45 years of marriage

by on December 20, 2013

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says,

"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.

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Laughter Spot : The one about a female doctor

by on December 19, 2013

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner.

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Laughter Spot : A couple were shopping

by on December 19, 2013

A big word of thanks to Richard Goard for this Laughter Spot.

The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

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