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Laughter Spot : The one about an old brass lamp

by on December 17, 2013

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him. 

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Laughter Spot : The one about Grandfather’s advice

by on December 17, 2013

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level. 

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Laughter Spot : “Just because I am a Blonde”

by on December 15, 2013

"Just because I am a Blonde"

Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind.

But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work has been completed for a whole year and I had yet to pay for them.

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Laughter Spot / “You go and get me pregnant”

by on December 15, 2013

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her.

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Laughter Spot : A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands

by on December 12, 2013

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

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Laughter Spot : Enjoy these computer quotes

by on December 12, 2013

"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... "
Dan Wineman

Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray (commenting on virtual memory). 

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A very special collection of the best of the recent Laughter Spots from theMarketingblog. Enjoy

by on December 5, 2013

A very special collection of the best of the recent Laughter Spots from theMarketingblog. Enjoy

Would you be interested in sponsoring this Laughter Spot site? Call Will Corry 01784 434 412

The new Shaken & Stirred concept for lead generation from TheMarketingblog pulls together the questionable, the absurd, the new and the noteworthy found floating around in the UK marketing scene.

Will Corry. The UK Content Curator at theMarketingblog

will@themarketingblog.co.uk
Call me - 01784 434 412

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Laughter Spot : The one about a gorgeous woman nursing a drink

by on December 5, 2013

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.   Walking up behind her he says: "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen up, buddy.

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Laughter Spot : A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer

by on December 5, 2013

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"  The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. 

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Laughter Spot : A blonde wanted to go ice fishing

by on December 3, 2013

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.  After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

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