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Laughter Spot : Flight to New York

by on December 3, 2013

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she moves to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her.  [more…]

Laughter Spot : The one about a Texan in Ireland

by on December 1, 2013

A Texan walks in to a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. Ill give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.

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Laughter Spot : Golfer in a car crash

by on December 1, 2013

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news, says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"

"Oh god no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what’s the good news?" 

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Women for Women Laughter Spot : ”Do all these children and this luggage belong to you?”

by on November 28, 2013

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, ''Ma'am,'' he said, ''do all these children and this luggage belong to you?'' [more…]

Laughter Spot : A couple were golfing one day ….

by on November 28, 2013

A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-pound houses. On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix!" [more…]

Laughter Spot : The one about the lawyer

by on November 24, 2013

A prominent young lawyer was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. 

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Laughter Spot / Why men get out of bed in the middle of the night?

by on November 24, 2013

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:  [more…]

Laughter Spot / The one about the golfer

by on November 24, 2013

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably.

The other three gathered around him and asked: "What's wrong?"  [more…]

Laughter Spot : “Mother, where do babies come from?”

by on November 21, 2013

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” [more…]

Laughter Spot : The one about getting the dents out

by on November 21, 2013

A blonde is driving home and she gets caught in a really bad hailstorm. The hail is as big as tennis balls, and she ends up with her car covered with large dents. So the next day she takes her car to the garage. 

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