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Laughter Spot : The one about the pirate captain

by on November 11, 2013

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.  [more…]

Laughter Spot : A fireman came home from work one day

by on November 8, 2013

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire engine ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.  [more…]

Laughter Spot : A bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland

by on November 8, 2013

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels. 


Laughter Spot : A little Johnny special

by on November 7, 2013

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this." [more…]

Laughter Spot : The one about the Polish blonde

by on November 5, 2013

A blonde goes into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be £40 she exclaims, "I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland."  [more…]

Laughter Spot : An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates

by on November 5, 2013

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. By mistake, St.Peter directs him to go below. So, the engineer reports to the gates of Hell, and checks in. After a few days, the engineer becomes very dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and decides to do something about it. [more…]

Roman Laughter Spot : “She didn’t have any snails for this dinner party”

by on October 21, 2013

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.  [more…]

Laughter Spot : The one about the teacher and little Johnnie .. enjoy

by on October 20, 2013

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.

She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.


Laughter Spot – Rye Bread!

by on October 10, 2012

Two old Jewish guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.


Laughter Spot – Cross dressers make the best husbands

by on September 18, 2012

A poll from a leading Women's magazine has revealed that cross dressers make the best husbands.

"Even the gay ones," said Kay Bored, editor of women's magazine I'm a Woman. "Obviously in a civil partnership."

The study was quite revealing according to Bored.