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Laughter Spot : A talking duck? That’s unusual

Laughter Spot : A talking duck? That’s unusual

by on June 11, 2020

So this duck goes into a pub just after opening time and orders and pie and a pint.

The landlord says “We don’t get many ducks in here,are you local?”


Laughter Spot : “Yes! Could you please taste this for me?”

by on November 21, 2018

Today I went over to the nearby Co Op Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists' Counter is located and took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.


Laughter Spot : “The one about the blind rabbits”

by on September 7, 2018

A blind rabbit and a blind snake were friends. One day the blind rabbit told the blind snake that he didn’t know what he was, because he couldn’t see.

So he asked the snake for help in determining what he was.


Laughter Spot : “The one about being hot and sweaty”

by on November 14, 2017

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together. 

After the examination, the doctor then said to the man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" [more…]

Laughter Spot : Stranded on a deserted island for 10 years

by on April 19, 2016

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."

As the speck got closer he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.. Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a wet suit.

Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman! She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigarette?".


Laughter Spot : When you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that’s a post tortoise

by on December 18, 2015

A South African Story: However it could equally be applied to the 'Post Tortoises' in Westminster, UK

While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. Graphic by Shutterstock.