Laughter spot
The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the board.
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action. So I sent her my ironing.
I got invited to a party and was told dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman.
That's when he realised he had made it home safely.
Coming back from another recent EC summit in Rome, Various European leaders were forced to take the train due to a strike by Swiss ATC controllers; sitting together in the same compartment, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel and the young and very attractive female Irish Foreign minister