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Laughter Spot : The one about the “Can of Paint!”

by on January 19, 2014

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

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Laughter Spot : The one about the train whistle

by on January 19, 2014

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

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Laughter Spot : Workplace insanity

by on January 16, 2014

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."  [more…]

Laughter Spot : Where do religious school children practice sports?

by on January 16, 2014

Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!

How did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it!

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Laughter Spot : “Would you like me to help you upstairs?”

by on January 13, 2014

A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".

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Scouser Laughter Spot : “I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone”

by on January 11, 2014

Thought this was brilliant, A soldier from Liverpool who was stationed in Afghanistan received a letter from his girlfriend who was back home. It read as follows: Dear Jimmy, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Mary.

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Laughter Spot : “The one about a huge muscular guy with a bad stutter”

by on January 10, 2014

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"    The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. 

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Laughter Spot : “You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……

by on January 10, 2014

"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.

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Laughter Spot : Satan appeared before a small town congregation

by on January 7, 2014

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.  More great 'Laughter Spots'

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Laughter Spot : The one about bull’s testicles

by on January 7, 2014

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.

While drinking a beer, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'   Enjoy more Laughter Spots

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