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Laughter Spot : “The one about a brunette going to the doctor”

by on December 22, 2013

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts."

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Laughter Spot : 45 years of marriage

by on December 20, 2013

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says,

"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.

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Laughter Spot : The one about a female doctor

by on December 19, 2013

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner.

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Laughter Spot : A couple were shopping

by on December 19, 2013

A big word of thanks to Richard Goard for this Laughter Spot.

The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

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Laughter Spot : The one about an old brass lamp

by on December 17, 2013

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him. 

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Laughter Spot : The one about Grandfather’s advice

by on December 17, 2013

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level. 

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Laughter Spot : “Just because I am a Blonde”

by on December 15, 2013

"Just because I am a Blonde"

Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind.

But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work has been completed for a whole year and I had yet to pay for them.

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Laughter Spot / “You go and get me pregnant”

by on December 15, 2013

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her.

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Laughter Spot : An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates

by on November 5, 2013

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. By mistake, St.Peter directs him to go below. So, the engineer reports to the gates of Hell, and checks in. After a few days, the engineer becomes very dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and decides to do something about it. [more…]

Laughter Spot / The one about the bushes behind the church

by on September 7, 2013

One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church.

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