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Laughter Spot : “About mood swings and heckling”

by on September 24, 2017 in Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, News you can use, Nuggets

1. My husband was unhappy with my mood swings, so he bought me a mood ring.

He thought that this would allow him to monitor my moods.

We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green, and when I’m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.

2. While he was speaking at a public event, a woman kept heckling the former British Prime Minister Harold Wilson. Wilson turned to the woman and said,

“I can only give you the facts madam. I cannot give you the brain with which to understand them”.

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