He spends £5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a garage and buys a paper. Before leaving he says “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35,” was the reply.
“I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy.
After that he goes into a chippy for dinner and asks the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29.”
“I am actually 47!”
This makes him feel really good.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man’s age.
If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age.”
As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47.”
Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?”
The old lady replies, “I was behind you in the fish shop.”