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Laughter Spot : Ten great horsemeat puns….thanks to Richard Goard

by on January 16, 2013 in Laughter Spot, Laughter Spot, Lead story, PR, Retail, Retail News

Sample of Tesco Everyday Value Beef Burgers showed about 29% horse meat relative to beef content….

A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horse meat burgers. Her condition is said to be stable.

I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d’oeuvres = horse ovaries …thanks Dewald

I get all my horsemeat from an independent dodgy butcher.

and not so funny … Horse meat discovery knocks £300m off Tesco market value

Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?

So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says It’s bollocks

I had a Tesco burger and now I’m feeling a little horse

Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony

Scientist: “Sir, we’ve discovered horse meat in your burgers.” Tesco boss: “Why the long face?”

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she’d been to Tesco, of course.

Good thing about these horse puns is it’s stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes

And one really bad one…

I really hope they launch a steward’s inquiry into the Tesco horse meat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.

Asda, Co-op and Sainsbury’s withdraw burger ranges over horse meat fears as it’s revealed tests found equine DNA in other supermarket products LAST NOVEMBER


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