“I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund”
Man Of The Year
“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.”
Man Of The Year
“You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.”
August Rush
“We were romantics. We didn’t just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?”
Dead Poet’s Society
“You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I’ll guarantee you’ll win.”
Patch Adams
“She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.”
Good Will Hunting
“It’s all part and parcel of the whole genie gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space.”
Aladdin
“So avoid using the word very, because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired. He is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys – to woo women – and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.”
Dead Poet’s Society
“Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.”
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.”
Dead Poet’s Society
“I thought the purpose of education was to learn to think for yourself.”
Dead Poet’s Society
“Inside of you, there’s a fashion model just waiting to throw up.”
Robots
“Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don’t want to go to school anymore.”
The World According to Garp
“Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.”
Patch Adams
“You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all.”
Dead Poet’s Societ