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Singer Lulu is now 68 and a grandmother to her son’s two young children
Really? I’m glad you specified the kids are her son’s.

At Victoria, trains were also heavily affected and a man was also taken to hospital after reportedly being hit by a newly-built entrance to the Underground station. ….Get that newly-built entrance properly restrained before it hits someone else.

People whose homes and business premises have been battered by Storm Doris were reminded not to put themselves at risk when checking for damage to their property by the Association of British Insurers (ABI).
That ABI really is a bunch of vandals.

Breaking necks: Lea Michele and Rachel Platten dropped jaws in floor-length black gowns
Not surprised their necks broke if they dropped their jaws from that distance.

Look at me! Leaving to element of her physique unexposed, she appeared to be sewn into the eye-wateringly tight gown which flashed her peachy posterior atop her incredible cleavage
Was she upside-down, or just contorted with her posterior atop her cleavage?

Czech her out! Czech model Petra Němcová looked incredible in a plunging gown with a slashed leg as she wowed at the bash
Poor girl – hope the paramedics sorted her leg out quickly.

The greats: Hollywood hotshots Michelle Williams looked elegant in a plunging gown with a black top and frothy white skirt while she was joined by Salma Hayek who peeled a bolero over her plunging gown
Not sure how to peel a bolero, but I learn quickly.

Oh my! Molly Sims looked sensational in a busty black number with a corset style top and long lace sleeves while her blonde tresses were slicked behind her ears while pulled flat onto her head
Hope her tresses didn’t cut off the circulation in her earlobes.

Best foot forward: Rita slipped on a pair of pointed embellished heels as she made her way to the funeral
Embellished heels are as bad as banana skins, aren’t they.

Jane Fonda seen for first time since revealing she was raped in candid interview as she goes through security checkpoint at LAX
I wouldn’t have used the word “candid” to describe a rape video, but porn is porn.

Prince Harry and Miss Markle (pictured together) were close throughout the day and ended up relaxing on a table together
You’d think they would have found a sofa or a bench, wouldn’t you?

Katie Price shows off her midriff as she cheers in delight as her horse comes in first place at the Gold Cup at Cheltenham races alongside husband Kieran Hayler
One hell of a fast runner, is our Kieran.

Zara’s brother and Peter Phillips (right), his wife Autumn (centre left) and their daughters Savannah (left) and Isla cheered Zara on
Confusion #1: Peter Phillips IS Zara’s brother.

Savannah and Mia Grace Tindall chase each other at the event as they watch mother Zara compete
Confusion #2: Zara is Savannah’s AUNT

This comes days after she reportedly had an awkward run-in with her former flame, Tyga, who recently split with the reality star two weeks ago. Kylie apparently split from on-off beau Tyga, 27, a few weeks ago – although it hasn’t been confirmed by either of them.
Not surprised it hasn’t been confirmed; they’re probably still trying to figure out who dumped whom.

In October last year Kate spoke with equestrian triple-gold medallist Natasha Baker at a reception at Buckingham Palace revealing Princess Charlotte may follow in her aunt Zara’s footsteps to the Olympics.
Confusion #3: Zara is Princess Charlotte’s first cousin once removed, not her aunt.

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